Linguistic Immersion Club

 

   This is a peculiar ramification of an extraordinary attempt to litigate an unusual resurrection with ancient speech patterns. You see, an alternate approach to inherent docudramas is the concurrent introspection of illiterate dynamics insipidly brought to the forefront of planar functions . . . this is in actuality a fused model of that portion of understanding frozen within the communicative mold, with no way of approaching an agreement of testimonial understanding.  Thus it is clearly evident that trapped within the crystalline structure of discourse is a newborn evergrowing seed of comprehension that seeps through the black earth of nonsensical crust, sprouting much like a tender plant reaches for the nutrients of sunshine. It is fully apparent that systematic arrangements of unconnected symbols with continual relentless rearranging eventually reach a pitch of abstract intensity . . . it would be superwise to state that only through the employment of continual nonsense can any given conversation of today achieve the significant meanings interconnected with our alternately crumbling and stacking complex modern world. 

   Aye, through the exercise of repeated phoneticisms one can truly only oil the gears of speech and communication into a proper receptive mode of interconnective meaning. Thus it is now decreed that an organization of individuals who only confer by uninterrupted rapid bursts of scientific techno-sounding nonsense has been assembled together into a group known as the Linguistic Immersion Club . . . as the members of this esteemed and crazy club grow larger and larger, more and more of them realize with stunned surprise and quickly fading bafflement that their generated discourses of utter nonsense have with time transformed into speeches which mold themselves into truly comprehensive intricacy . . . this now causing them to turn to each other with new eyes of contact, open and unblinking as of newborn things, and then all the members of the club would adjourn only to meet again when they can look forward to that remaining conversation which will lead them all (and eventually the media too) into full and total comprehension of only that which needed to be comprehended. 

   [The postulate that commands linguistic immersion is this: to communicate properly, one must first cut through the noise and non-noise to enter into the pure "silence" that allows comprehension to begin.]  A continuous stream of nonsense, especially spiced with modern technical terminology, is the very tool that can cut through to the heart of real meaning in today's crazy mixed up world.